- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged line.
- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
- In a very busy day, your boss only approaches you when you are taking a break.
- If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- When the body is immersed in water, the phone begins to ring.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- When you try to prove to someone that the machine will not work, it will.
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last till your coffee is cold.
- You remember you have to mail a letter when you are near the mail box.
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