Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Strange but true coincidents. Some of these happened to me personally.

  • After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  • Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  • When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged line.
  • If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  • In a very busy day, your boss only approaches you when you are taking a break.
  • If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  • When the body is immersed in water, the phone begins to ring.
  • The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
  • When you try to prove to someone that the machine will not work, it will.
  • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  • At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
  • As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last till your coffee is cold.
  • You remember you have to mail a letter when you are near the mail box.

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